Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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