these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He felt like a one man threesome
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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