I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
