dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize