So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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