i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
