susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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