I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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