you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's shark week go big or go home
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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