I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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