You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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