redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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