Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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