READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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