He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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