Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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