I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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