that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
