you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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