i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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