Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
