I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
we should paint friendship bongs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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