Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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