id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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