Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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