I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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