Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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