Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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