Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
