a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The ass gains better be worth it
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