Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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