8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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