I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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