Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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