Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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