I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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