They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just found puke in my bra..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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