Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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