Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Quick, to the slutcave!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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