some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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