Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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