I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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