So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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