Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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