Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I skipped work to stalk him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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