We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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