'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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