We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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