Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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