The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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