i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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