YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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