i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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