it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Found your dick twin last night
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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