My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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