so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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