Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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